| No. | Player | PronounsMere Info
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| Position | Height | Points | Assists | Ds | Turns |
| 1 | Jack “always money in the ball” Hinchsliff |
| Dump | 5'9" |
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| 2 | Fern "and Lois Florists" Beetle Moorcroft |
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| 3 | Brandi Skanes |
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| Dump | 5'5" |
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| 4 | Shane Abeshaus |
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| 7 | Janie "Mockaroni" Mockrish |
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| 8 | Lukas Nesheim |
| Dump | 5'10" |
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| 9 | Charles "I bet you're wondering how i got here" Cannon |
| Dump | 6'3" |
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| 10 | Tristan Weber |
| Dump | 2'5" |
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| 11 | Brandon Cannell |
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| 12 | Bristol "Rat" Lovoy |
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| Dump | 10'0" |
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| 16 | Abigail "170g of Protein" Thorpe |
| Dump | 5'8" |
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| 19 | Drew Grant |
| Dump | 10'0" |
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| 20 | Ari “Hey Diva” Nelson |
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| Dump | 5'8" |
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| 21 | Will "Big Dumper" McDonald |
| Dump | 6'0" |
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| 22 | Allysha "I Know The Mechanics" Dixon |
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| Dump | 5'3" |
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| 24 | Megan Jameson |
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| Dump | 5'6" |
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| 28 | Austin “you’re so brave” Gould |
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| Dump | 5'5" |
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| 29 | Haley “Free Stuff” Sanner |
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| Dump | 5'10" |
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| 30 | Jonathan "Stir-fry" Stirk |
| Dump | 6'0" |
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| 31 | Courtney "passenger princess snack" Ngai |
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| 33 | Mike Armstrong |
| Dump | 5'8" |
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| 34 | Ingrid Petterson |
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| Dump | 5'7" |
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| 44 | Tim Okita |
| Dump | 5'8" |
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| 51 | Maxwell “bussypalpatine” Hamilton |
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| 78 | Drew “my name’s not Rick” Rasmussen |
| Dump | 4'0" |
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| 84 | Hallie "Cady Heron" Dunham |
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| Dump | 5'5" |
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